ANECDOTARI ESPERPÈNTIC DEL 20 -S

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1.- ANECDOTARI ESPERPÈNTIC DEL 20 –S

El dia 20 de setembre
i el judici del procés
ens ofereixen històries,
algunes surrealistes
i d’altres encara més.

En Rufian, que té ganeta,
en veient la rebel•lió
davant la Conselleria,
decideix anar a fer un mos
i allà a la cafeteria
es fa un entrepà sucós.

L’Albano-Dante Fachin,
davant de “tanto tumulto”,
treu el tabac per fumar
i el xicot, que és educat,
li pregunta al policia
si el fum el pot molestar.

A la Soraya tres SSS
se li congela a la boca
el somriure de conill
quan la pesquen en perjuri,
perquè els nostres defensors,
amb la seva astúcia, són
pels mentiders un perill.

A l’M. Rajoy
se li ha anat l’olla del tot
i no recorda ni mica
haver parlat amb l’Urkullu
que feia de mediador:
“no sé”, “quizás”,” no me consta”,
“podria ser”, “quizás no”.

Al ministre d’Interior,
el molt famós Sr. Zoido,
se li pugen els colors
i començar a quequejar
quan li pregunten per l’ordre
d’actuació dels piolins:
què deia l’auto primer:
protecció dels ciutadans
o eficàcia en actuar?

I amb la senyora del Toro,
secretària de justícia,
s’embolica més la troca.
Exigeix un helicòpter
quan veu tot aquell “tumulto”,
i, al•legant que pateix molt,
ha de sortir pel terrat
i la porta del teatre
que hi ha tot just al costat.

Això és només una mostra
de l’esperpent judicial.
N’hi ha per omplir-ne un volum
i, si no és avui, demà,
amb el marro que s’acosta
la farsa continuarà....

AURORA MARCO I ARBONÉS – 6 MARÇ 2019








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