Això no és un poema, és un epitafi de merda

Un relat de: Red Pèrill

Oh pot petit de miniaturada confitura,
el teu petit quiebro de cintura encisa els ocellets
i els esquirols,
i assssulutament tot el món Disney floreix i somriu al teu pas,
perquè ets un petit sol,
el reflex de l'arrodonida aresta d'un diamant perdut,
el bum bum calurós d'una cançoneta preciosa de bon dia...

Però qui només es banya diàriament en el pòsit de l'amargura,
encara que vulgui posar-te un llaç
i endur-se't en una petita butxaca,
et perdrà... el sol li crema,
no sé dir-ho de manera més éstúpida...

Si hi hagués Déu, i posem per cas fos l'Aretha Franklin,
jo li resaria perquè et llevés cada matí
amb una cançoneta alfombra
i et regalés un dia deliciós, i un altre, i un altre,
i t'allunyés per sempre...

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    Galzeran (homefosc) | 26-01-2010

    insisteixo, no pleguis mai de relats, ens calen humors com els que tu proposes. I ja no et parlo del ritme que imprimeix el teu poema.
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  • M'encanta![Ofensiu]
    Nyanga | 22-08-2009


    em quedo amb l'ultim vers d'aquest poema excelent, que no és de cap manera un epitafi de merda!!

    ...*
    Si hi hagués Déu, i posem per cas fos l'Aretha Franklin,
    jo li resaria perquè et llevés cada matí
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    ...*

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    Sergi Elias Bandres | 13-05-2008 | Valoració: 10

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    rnbonet | 18-04-2008

    O una cosa per l'estil, que es deia allà pels anys de la picor. O siga: de quan jo era jove.
    I encara que el poema no siga realment un epitafi -per massa llarg, recollons! que no per altra cosa (a la tomba pots fotre-li el que vulgues, que per això és teua)- els 'renglons curts' que presentes són divertits, que ja són punts, en la vida que ens pertoca.
    Així que ... SALUT I REBOLICA!

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